This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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