How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
She needs sedatives and a leash
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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