I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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