What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
4 words: hood of his car
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
