So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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