wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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