I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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