TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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