where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
