and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Randomize