so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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