im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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