Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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