I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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