I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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