Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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