Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
