no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My nipple is on Facebook.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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