this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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