I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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