So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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