i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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