Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
tell me about the fingering
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