Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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