I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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