somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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