As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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