she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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