Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Randomize