what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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