let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
