Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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