Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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