I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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