He is such a slut. More and more my type.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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