That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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