He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.