Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.