last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Canadian or clown?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.