The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
These 17 People Made Horrible Decisions That Ruined Their Lives
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.