VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
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Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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