Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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