My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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