we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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