But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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