Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
