you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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