if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
there is glitter all over my balls
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