there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.