I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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