He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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