there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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