Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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