What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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