i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
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It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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