Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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