just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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